sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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