The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
