it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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