you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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