We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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