doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think my mom watched the whole time
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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