yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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