so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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