names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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