is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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