it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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