Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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