I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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