I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
