So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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