I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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