last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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