I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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