I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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