what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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