I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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