Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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