I hate your face
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
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