What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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