So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Randomize
