Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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