I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
