Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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