Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
3 2 1 whiskey
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
