***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Where is the hickey?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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