Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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