ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Your shirt... Was in my pants
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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