I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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