We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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