Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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