they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Found your dick twin last night
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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