I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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