morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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