hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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