Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
