if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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