You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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