yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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