if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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