I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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