Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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