Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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