i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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