So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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