Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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