I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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