You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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