if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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