I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My vagina just recognized that song.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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